Barbie Perkins-Cooper, Author

Dearest Readers:

If you live in the states where all of these imbecile politicians are fighting to get your vote, I am curious. Have you been bombarded with these robo calls in the past few weeks?

We have. My husband is the type who believes IF the phone rings, one must answer it. I don’t think so! I always check caller ID, but now — these imbecile politicians have gotten smart — in phoning respects! They have caller ID’s that seem familiar. When I do answer, I will say “Hello” if they don’t answer, I hang up.

These robo calls have pushed my final buttons! Earlier this week, I got a phone call, checked caller ID, noticing a local area code. I answered. Here’s the bulk of the conversation after I said “Hello” THREE TIMES!

“Hi. This is _______ [sorry I don’t recall her name, but her husband is Ted Cruz. “I’m calling to thank you for allowing me, my husband Ted Cruz and our children into your home….” I hung up!

Gee…she and the Cruz clan came to our home? News to me. At the moment, my home is still suffering from the effects of the ‘torrential thousand year rains’ South Carolina had in October. The mold is scheduled to be removed soon, after we got our roof replaced only yesterday. Now, I ask you — would you have guests to your home when the home is still under construction? I don’t think so!

I’ve never met the Cruz family. Now, I am convinced this family will say ANYTHING to get the vote.

Sorry,  Mrs. Cruz, you and your family JUST LOST my vote. I am convinced these politicians and their wives will say anything to move into the White House!

Incidentally, I’ve gotten phone calls from not only Cruz (who appears to phone at least three to four times daily). Other phone calls from Bush…Rubio…and so on.

While I realize these are ‘political calls,’ and they are exempt from the Do Not Call list, these politicians/legislators who make these laws must realize, we are busy people. At least Hillary hasn’t phoned. I would give her a piece of my mind since I  believe she should just go away with her sweet, precious Billy Boy.

Tomorrow is the election day for South Carolina. If only I could vote for Mickey Mouse, or someone who really had leadership abilities. I’ve researched these politicians. One is too hot headed with a diarrhea mouth to be trusted, and he certainly needs a new hair cut. The others. Well, I suppose I will let all of you decide. Who will I vote for? Let’s just say it certainly will not be to encourage the first woman President in America, and I am a feminist.

Happy Voting Day, South Carolina. Oops…Excuse me, I must rush to answer the phone. Never mind…these politicians never have anything interesting to say. So, why waste my precious time?!?

If only these politicians would run off into the sunset!